2009 STIMULUS PLAN
(FAX OR MAIL TO YOUR CONGRESSMAN)
The Honorable ______________________
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Dear Sir/Madam
As an American tax payer of long standing, I would like to apply for
my own personal bail out program.
I request $1,000,000.00 to be spent over the next 10 years to bring
our economy back to life.
I pledge to use this money exclusively in the following manner.
1. Paying off my home mortgage and all personal bills.
2. Buying new cars, and boats as needed.
3. Travel at will to all possible vacation spots in the United States, only.
4. Diner, dancing, generous tipping and events at the above locations.
5. Golfing, fishing and other recreational passtimes as suits me.
6. Investing 10% up front in a long term mutual fund.
If we can do this for every taxpayer in the U.S. we will all retire and let
others who have not been able to find jobs in their lives take over the
work load.
The purchases and investments will get our troubled economy back on
track and solve the unemployment crisis.
ECONOMIC PROBLEMS SOLVED!!
SIMPLE!
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