Political Riddle for the Day

Riddle for the Day

Hillary, Geitner and Obama were on a jackass, at the edge of a cliff.
The donkey got spooked and jumped off the cliff.
Who was saved?

AMERICA

-ann

ACLU vs. US Marines

ACLU vs. US Marines
Please forward to your friends

What's wrong with this picture?

If you look closely at the picture above, you will note that all the Marines pictured are bowing their heads. That's because they're praying. This incident took place at ceremony honoring the birthday of the corps, and it has the ACLU up in arms.

"These are federal employees," says Lucius Traveler, a spokesman for the ACLU , "on federal property and on federal time..

For them to pray is clearly an establishment of religion, and we must nip this in the bud immediately."

When asked about the ACLU's charges, Colonel Jack Fessender, speaking for the Commandant of the Corps said (cleaned up a bit), "Screw the ACLU." GOD Bless Our Warriors. Send the ACLU to France !

A short note to our friends at the ACLU. These are not "employee's" of the federal government. These are the warriors and defenders of this country who fight and die so that you may make your stupid asinine statements. Just say THANK YOU!!

If you can't stand behind our fine men and women in the military, then please stand in FRONT of them!

May God Bless America, One Nation Under GOD!

What's wrong with the picture?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

--Padroo

Loss of disc with Clinton data investigated

Loss of disc with Clinton data investigated
WASHINGTON - Federal authorities are investigating the disappearance of a computer disc from the National Archives containing some of President Bill Clinton’s most sensitive material…
An unnamed, but reliable spokesman for the Presidential Library has informed this reporter that Bill’s entire collection of revered and highly collectible “Fritz the Cat” videos may have been lost……

Has anyone checked Sandy Burger's
jockey shorts?

Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker

Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker
The vice president, well-known for his verbal gaffes, confirms at a dinner the existence and location of a secret hidden bunker that Cheney is believed to have used after the 9/11 attacks.
By Jonathan Passantino
FOXNews.com

You know? I really like Joe Biden. I think he is one of the nicest men in politics today. Bar None.. But Joe, you really got to learn to keep your mouth shut! You can’t be the “bar tender, rocket scientist, cowboy, quarterback, catcher and book writer” all your life. That only works in dark bars when everyone has had just a little too much to drink…..
Some famous ‘Bidenisms’

"Look, John's last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs." --Joe Biden, Athens, Ohio, Oct. 15, 2008 (Source)

"When the stock market crashed, Franklin D. Roosevelt got on the television and didn't just talk about the, you know, the princes of greed. He said, 'Look, here's what happened." –Joe Biden, apparently unaware that FDR wasn't president when the stock market crashed in 1929 and that only experimental TV sets were in use at that time, interview with Katie Couric, Sept. 22, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"Stand up, Chuck, let 'em see ya." –-Joe Biden, to Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair, Columbia, Missouri, Sept. 12, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!" --Joe Biden, at his first campaign rally with Barack Obama after being announced as his running mate, Springfield, Ill., Aug. 23, 2008 (Watch video clip)

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." –Joe Biden, referring to Barack Obama at the beginning of the 2008 Democratic primary campaign, Jan. 31, 2007 (Source)

Congress has little appetite for health care taxes

Congress has little appetite for health care taxes
By Stephen Ohlemacher Associated Press Writer / May 18, 2009

Ask lawmakers about raising taxes and the responses range from emphatic opposition to noncommittal statements about "putting everything on the table."
Democrats, who have been fighting the tax-and-spend label for decades, are very much aware of what happened the last time a Democrat won the White House and a Democratic-controlled Congress voted to raise taxes. It was l993, and Republicans won control of Congress the following year.
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But, there is no doubt that Queen Nancy and O’boy consider themselves above the fray.

Records suggest Pelosi, others were told of harsh interrogations

Los Angeles Times - ?7 hours ago? Information released by the White House describes dozens of briefings for congressional leaders on CIA methods, including waterboarding and the planned destruction of interrogation videotapes.


Nancy Pelosi: “Just because they explained the methods to me, doesn’t in any way mean that I thought they were actually going to be using them”, “Actually, I have better ways of getting information from people”.

Washington’s Pied Piper….

There was a Pied Piper who said We live in the greatest country in the world.
Help me change it!
*And the people said, Change is good!
Then he said, We are going to tax the rich fat-cats,
and redistribute their wealth
*And the people said, "Sock it to them!"
And then he said, Redistribution of wealth is good for everybody
*And Joe the plumber said, "Are you kidding me?"
And Joe's personal records were hacked and publicized.
*And one lone reporter asked, "Isn't that Marxist policy?"
And she was banished from the kingdom!
Then someone asked, "With no foreign relations experience, how will you deal with radical terrorists?"
And the Pied Piper said, Simple. I'll sit down and talk with them and show them how nice we really are and they'll forget that they ever wanted to kill us all!
Then the Pied Piper said, I'll give 95% of you lower taxes.
*And one, lone voice said, "But 40% of us don't pay ANY taxes!"
So the Pied Piper said, Then I'll give you some of the taxes the fat-cats pay!
*And the people said, "Show me the money!"
Then the Pied Piper said, I'll tax your Capital Gains when you sell your homes!
*And the people yawned and the slumping housing market collapsed.
And he said, I'll mandate employer- funded health care for EVERY worker and raise the minimum wage.
*And the people said, "Gimme some of that!"
Then he said, I'll penalize employers who ship jobs overseas.
*And the people said, "Where's my rebate check?"
Then the Pied Piper actually said, I'll bankrupt the coal industry and electricity rates will skyrocket!
*And the people said, "Coal is dirty, coal is evil, no more coal! But we don't care for that part about higher electric rates."
So the Pied Piper said, Not to worry. If your rebate isn't enough to cover your expenses, we'll bail you out. Just sign up with ACORN and your troubles are over! Then he said, illegal immigrants feel scorned and slighted. Let's grant them amnesty, Social Security, free education, free lunches, free medical care, bi-lingual signs and guaranteed housing
*And the people said, "Ole`! Bravo!" And they made him King!
And so it came to pass that employers, facing spiraling costs and ever-higher taxes, raised their prices and laid off workers. Others simply gave up and went out of business and the economy slowed even further. Then the Pied Piper said, I'm here to save you! We'll just print more money so everyone will have enough! But our foreign trading partners said, Wait a minute. Your dollar isn't worth what it was. You'll have to pay more.
*And the people said, "Wait a minute. That's not fair!"
And the world said, Neither are these other, idiotic programs you've embraced. You've become a Socialist state and a second-rate power. Now you'll play by our rules!
*And the people said, "What have we done?"

But alas, it was too late….

If you think this is a fairy tale, open your eyes and ears. It's happening RIGHT NOW!

--RonV

President Obama's Supreme choice: Someone who knows race is.....

"We need somebody who's got the heart to recognize — the empathy to recognize what it's like to be a young teenage mom. The empathy to understand what it's like to be poor or African-American or gay or disabled or old. And that's the criteria by which I'm going to be selecting my judges."
-Barak Obama

I am sure any of these ladies would fit the bill and make Nancy Pelosi right at home:

Chief Heather Fong the first
SFPD female chief of police;

Theresa Sparks (center, former male),
president of the San Francisco Police Commission,
CEO of a multi million-dollar sex toy
retailer, and a transgender woman.

Sgt. Stephan Thorne (right, former female), the
first transgender SFPD police officer.