Showing posts with label pension. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pension. Show all posts

Monday, February 16, 2009

John Deere Wins New Contract!!!!

Despite the cozy relationship that this Administration has with Caterpillar it has awarded it's first agricultural contract for new machinery to rival John Deere.
In his promise to "work smart and make government work smart", President Obama has chosen John Deere to build new machinery needed for the Tax Stimulus Plan.
"We have had a lot of proposals that involved new design and manufacturing, that would only push up the cost of the equipment needed. The good folks at John Deere have come up with a plan to inexpensively modify an old piece of equipment with readily available parts. This is American ingenuity at work, and the kind of forward thinking all of us need to be doing!"
When asked what he thought of the first test run with the prototype the President stated:
"Actually I just kind of teared up looking at it".

John Deere has renamed it's 1941 Manure and Compost Spreader and promised to retro fit all existing equipment as a way of helping this Administration "Work Smart for the American People".
What we will see with the Tax Stimulus Plan;

Workers who make less than $75,000 a year (or married couples who make $150,000 or less) will receive $400 tax credits in 2009 and 2010. Those who make more will receive reduced amounts. But instead of mailing out checks, as the Bush administration did with its stimulus plan last year, the government will withhold a little less -- leaving average workers with perhaps $8 extra per week.

Health insurance subsidies for the unemployed could also have a direct effect, but even with the federal help many may find it hard to afford continued coverage. Workers who lose their jobs must arrange with their employers to continue the coverage and must pay the premiums themselves -- a hefty outlay even with the government now picking up 65% of the cost for nine months for individuals earning up to $125,000 a year ($250,000 for couples). Of course we have already extended the length of time that benefits can be collected.

The federal government will deliver $54 billion in aid to cash-strapped states, with some of the money available to prop up state budgets, help maintain services and keep employees on the job.

Other money could help keep teachers and day-care workers on the payroll. That alone could save or create hundreds of thousands of jobs nationwide, Democrats say.

Counties, cities and municipalities that receive a chunk of stimulus money are expected to green-light so-called shovel-ready projects, using workers and equipment that otherwise might sit idle. The U.S. Conference of Mayors has projected that such projects could yield 1.6 million jobs by the end of next year.

It is pretty obvious that 'creating and saving' jobs means government jobs!

This is known in the business world as more overhead.


Tuesday, February 10, 2009

A SHOUT IN THE WILDERNESS




One Sunday as I was napping on the back porch, I heard a bunch of
screaming out in the woods behind the house. Hmm. What could that
be about I wonder? Stepping into the kitchen I picked up my .22 rifle
and headed out to investigate. About two miles into the trees I came to the little pond where I sometimes go to catch bream and catfish.
There was a man walking back and forth with two buckets of water, dipping out of the deep end, walking the length of the pond and pouring into the shallow end of the small pond. Each time he poured in a bucket of water he would cuss, yell and throw the buckets down
In frustration.
“Excuse me sir, what are you doing out here and why all the noise on beautiful day like this”?
The stranger looked at me as if I were crazy and said “I am here to fix this pond".
“But sir, there is nothing wrong with the pond! It’s perfect, it’s full of catfish, bream and is spring fed by the aquifer”.
“Nothing wrong with it? Nothing wrong with it? Are you blind mister”? “Sure, this is end is nice, but look at the other end, it’s shallow and muddy and has no vegetation like this end. This pond is out of balance and I am here to make it nice on both ends and in the middle as well”! “But, every time I take water out of the deep end and pour it into the shallow end, it all just levels out again, I’m stumped, but I know I can come up with the solution, I just know it”!
“But sir, you are tramping all over the frog habitat on the shallow end of the pond! If you keep this up, the frogs will die, the fish will die and the pond will stagnate”!
“Now look fellow! I know it may not be a perfect plan, but it’s the one I came up with. I happen to be in charge here. I’m from the government and I’m here to help you”! By the way mister, is that gun loaded? Do you have a permit for it? I can’t believe we have people walking around in the woods with a loaded gun! What is your name”?
"This is another problem we are going to have to fix, just as soon as I get done with this pond"!


Friday, February 6, 2009

Air Force One to Williamsburg??


Obama takes first Air Force One trip to Williamsburg

Let me see if I have this correct. Obama takes his first Air Force One trip to Williamsburg?
Williamsburg, Virginia? The town that is 152 miles from Washington, DC?
Did he just need to take a ride and try out his new 'wheels'?

Are you kidding me?

Has anyone thought to calculate what it cost to fly Marine Corp One to Andrews Air Force Base?
Then load up on a 4,000 square foot flying office and travel to Virginia? (152 miles)
How many military people and staff did this require?
Did the C-141 cargo jet that carries the Presidential Limo and staff cars make the trip as well?
Was the Air Force AWACS plane flying overhead?
Was the military and air traffic control on special alert because the President was in the air?
How many millions did this cost?

Are you kidding me?

Is this the same person who criticized the ‘Big Three’ CEO’s for taking a corporate jet to Washington from Detroit?
Is this the President that is calling for personal responsibility and a ‘new way’ of doing business?
Is this the President who has promised accountability and transparency?

Is this the President who is asking for a Trillion dollar spending plan?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Lets just hope he doesn’t take it to Camp David next week!

...Bill

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

How the Stock Market really works...

This is a must view if you are confused about the present economy.
How could these British comedians get this so right, so long ago?
Stick around to the last sentence!

Copy and paste!

http://www.brasschecktv.com/page/187.html


0 money down and a 125% mortgage? - NO PROBLEM!